What broke my day: Making my bed...at college. So, I'm trying really hard this year to be cleaner, you know keep my closet of a room neat and organized. But there is one definite eyesore. My bed. You look straight through my room and it looks decent, you look up at my lofted bed, and it's a war zone. It's almost like I have ninja battles while I'm sleeping or something, because it is a giant mass off pillows and blankets. I could be hiding a dead body up there and no one would be the wiser...except maybe for the smell, but that's what air freshener is for. So, I haven't made my bed in a while, and it definitely needs it...bad. But it's so hard because by the end of making my bed I'm breaking out in a sweat, and I unfortunately already worked out today, bummer. But honestly, there is so much rolling, climbing, stretching, and awkward noises uttering from my mouth that I'm sure if my door is cracked the poor freshmen would be thinking that I'm having sex or something. Because it's lofted I can't easily reach it to make it, so I have to stand on a chair, but standing on the chair I can't fully reach across the entirety of the bed. To make the bed I have to actually be ON the bed, and that, my friends, is difficult. That's also why I hate washing my sheets, because it just means that making my bed is then inevitable. Either way, I get to choose between whore or murderer. Dang....I guess I'm going to be a whore...
What made my day: Buying totes innapropes t-shirts. I love sexual innuendo's and funny shirts. Unfortunately being the perfect angel that I am, I never can find appropriate places to wear them too. Okay, I'm in college I can wear them ANYWHERE, except maybe an interview or when I'm at home. Today, I impulse bought a shirt from the Den. If you are in college, you know what the Den is, a cheap store with everything crass, scurrilous, facetious, and hilarious you could ever want. That and Den Pops. Super cheap, super big sodas of wonderfulness. Well, today as I was completing my voyage to get school books, I stopped by the den and impulse bought a t-shirt. One that I should probably never take a picture in and post on facebook. From the front it's fine, Grey with neon pink and blue lettering that says, "I Love the Den" But from the back it's all party. Same colors, but it says, "Den Pop by Day, Fun Pop by Night." If you don't know what a fun pop, also known as a dirty den pop, is, I'm sure you can infer what it is. I'm not admitting to doing any drinking, because I am a good girl, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious, and people think it's funny and then you can start conversations with hot boys. My next purchase will probably the "Ann Arbor is a Whore" shirt, because they totally are. That one I will be getting to put on facebook and tag all my friends that go to University of Michigan. And then I'll buy the nerdy one. The one that says, "Chemistry Partners do it Periodically." Get it? Even though I am wearing the shirts, I am in no way shape or form saying that I swear, call people derogatory terms, am a whore, or drink underage. But the pure humor of the shirt is totally worth every penny, and maybe even a few people thinking I am those things. I just have a good sense of humor, and I can't wait to break out my new shirt!
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