What Broke my Day: Having big boobs, and not feeling good about them. I know that no woman really appreciates her breasts, and I don't understand the dilemmas facing small-breasted women, but I do understand the ploits of those 'gifted,' or as I like to say 'cursed'. To put my size into perspective, let me give you a little story. My breasts do have names, but I did not name them. My friends and I were at school, and we were having fruit at our after school Science Olympiad meeting, and Lori said, "This orange is like the size of my boob," or something to that affect. I promptly replied, "If yours are oranges, mine must be watermelons." Lori, being smart, looked me straight in the eye and said, "No honey, yours aren't even in the realm of fruit, they are planets." And thus the planet jokes began. I'm a 19 year-old, with a bra size of 34-DD to 32-DDD. It's depressing that my cleavage reaches up to my neck, and that no matter what I do, I can't dress in a modest way and still be fashionable. I don't want to be known as a hoochie-momma, but that is almost the only way I can dress. It's frustrating trying to be modest, and only having boys looking at your boobs, not your face. Bra shopping is also horrendous. All I want is to not have to pay an arm and a leg to buy a decent, cute, bra, because no one finds a large-chested armless woman attractive. Is it too much to want to have a bra without "age-defying lift"? I'm not joking either, the mint green bra I'm wearing at this moment has it. I'm 18, not 97. I know I should be thankful, but boobs the size of planets are a bit excessive, and I want people to not notice the massive orbits of planets, but maybe my face, or even my butt. I would be happy with that.
What made my day: Intense, go, go,go days that make you sooooo tired that you get the best sleep ever. Today was supposed to be a get-away beach day, but since the weather sucked, we ended up having rainy day fun. After a sleepover with my besties Sarah and Lori, we went to a adorable little cottage in South Haven, MI. We went out for lunch/breakfast, shopped, went to see the movie Larry Crowne(which was cute, in a midlife-crisis kind of way), shopped for dinner, made dinner, went for a walk, took amazing pictures on the beach, and much more. Not being at home, or really having much time to rest made me so super tired that I know I am going to get some of the best sleep of my life. I'll elaborate more tomorrow but I'm about to fall asleep while typing this. So, goooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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