What broke my day: Speeding Tickets. Okay, so technically this happened last night, but of course I'm still raving about it. I am always the one to get stopped and it is NEVER my fault. I've been driving my moms car for the summer, and I guess there is some electrical problem, and last night I got pulled over because both of my tailights were out. I was shaking I was so terrified. I hate getting in trouble, and this is definitely the epitome of getting in trouble. I think the cop realized how terrified I was and looked upon me with pity...well either that or he liked the planets. But I like to think the former. Anyways, he nicely informed me, and I'm glad he was really nice. But he ended up giving me a ticket, well not a ticket, but a ticket. It's called a something and repair or whatever, which means that if the car isn't proven fixed in ten days the ticket goes on MY record. I who doesn't speed, who hasn't gotten in a major car accident, who tries to be careful. This is the second time this has happened, the last one I had specifically asked my mother before I left if all the lights worked. I don't ever want this to happen again, because I will most definetely get a ticket, of which I don't deserve. I hate feeling naughty and stressed.
What made my day: Apples to Apples. I am the Queen of this game and I always win. This is because I am excellent at reading people. Also, I always get the Helen Keller card, or as I like to call it, the automatic win card. I am creative, sassy, and sarcastic in real life, so therefore in Apples to Apples I am the supreme ruler of all. That and devious tactics to make others seem like more of a threat helps me in my evil plot to rule the.....game. I mean I can pretty much make people pee in their pants from laughter by playing AIDS for touchy-feely, Hitler for kind, and Helen Keller for pretty much anything. I tend to go with the most outlandish choices ever, but not too obvious, and that makes people laugh so hard they can't not choose my card. I love that it's a nonstop laughfest of sarcasm, witty comments, and make-your-own-insult-your-brother-cards. Plus, we all tend to gang up on my brother when we play because he is cocky, so they forget about little old me. It's definitely because I am super innocent and demure....and I have awesome puppy dog eyes. Okay, I'm about as innocent as Lindsey Lohan on a Saturday night, but I just know strategy. Then we decided that the cards you won best described you....bad choice. Apparently that means I'm worldly, fragrant, boisterous, useless, lazy, relaxing, overwhelming....and a couple others, I'm too lazy to really care.
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