What broke my day: The fact that I am unable to keep a simple plant alive. I guess God passed me over for the green-thumb gene, because my amaryllis is looking very sad right now. What really gets me is the fact that my mother is like freaking mother earth when it comes to plants, and I feel that I should probably be just as good, but no go. I mean, my mother loves to garden, and she does it almost every day during the summer and spring time. Our backyard looks like it is out of Better Homes and Gardens, not even lying, and she is so humble about it too. But me....my garden looks like a desert, a torrid, life-sucking desert of death. My plant successfully reached a height of about 2 feet, but unfortunately it can't support itself any more and now looks all droopy and depressed and sad. I think it needs some counseling, because it's headed toward the cold, cruel road towards death. Okay, it may not be suicide, but murder on my part, but it's not my fault: the charge should be accidental plantslaughter. On top of its depressed state the leaves are starting to turn all yellow, and not the bright happy sunshine kind of yellow....the yellow of old people nearing death. I can't even keep a simple plant alive, it's amazing that people trust me with their children.
What made my day: Jenna Marbles. She is fabulous. If you have no idea who I'm talking about go to google and type in "how to avoid people you don't want to talk to." You will seriously piss your pants. I spent nearly 2 hours yesterday watching her videos over and over and over again. Yes, some of them are not child friendly, but for the good-humored adult they are ridiculous. I think I love her so much because she reminds me of me. I can make an excellent face (don't know what I'm talking about....go and watch the aforementioned video), and I would do crazy stuff like that. My favorite videos are "What boys do on the internet" ,"What caffeine does," "Sexy Sexual love poems for loved ones.", and "What boys do on the internet extras." Those are seriously some of the most ingenious crazy videos I have ever seen, and I don't think they will ever get old. And this coming from a girl who gets bored very easily. My new brilliant plan for how to make myself feel better whenever I have a bad day is to watch a JennaMarbles video, pee my pants, and have a good day. This girl is a freaking genius, and she is sooo brilliant. I want to be like her one day...okay maybe not.
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